This is the diary of ya' man Randy!!

randy_cox @ 2005-09-03T10:47:00

2005-09-03T14:47:21Z

Randy Cox Doesn't Like You.

randy_cox @ 2005-08-30T16:38:00

2005-08-30T20:38:57Z

Today I stuffed a buhnanar in me ass. When it came back oot, it looked like a chocolate popsicle...minus the popsicle stick.

randy_cox @ 2005-08-08T05:43:00

2005-08-08T09:43:40Z

ghetto supastar that is what you are...

ATTENTION BOYS AND GIRLS...TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!

2005-07-21T02:55:58Z

"RANDY COX'S HAPPY SAFARI: REVAMPED AND UNCUT"

DROPS JULY 29th!!!!!

It is definitely not something to miss!!! Want a copy? Just comment requesting for one, and a free DVD will be made for you!!!

TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!

IT'S GOING TO BE OFF YE OLDE HOOK!!!!

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH VINNY GRIPPI

2005-07-14T23:53:42Z

RANDY: Alroight…So looky hea’! We’ve got Vinny Grippi “My Dickie” hea with us tonoite!!!

VINNY: Haha, yea…

RANDY: Well…looks like O’im gonna be askin ya’ some questions and Shite.

VINNY: Ok!

RANDY: Alroight…well…here we go!!! FIRST OFF…how big is ya penis?!

VINNY: Uh…I never actually measured it…but if I were to give a rough estimate…

RANDY: Two Fackin inches!!!!

VINNY: Uh…No, I’d say 6 and a half? I’m not black…so…yeah. But my Grandfather always told me “It’s not how long the sword is, it’s how you use it!”

RANDY: Alroight…well thank you King Arthur!!! Next Questione!!!! Why didn’t ya mum call me back last noight?!

VINNY: She died.

RANDY: Oh my god…I’m…I’m...I’m sooo, sooo surry!!

VINNY: Just kidding!!! She was sleeping…with another man!!!

RANDY: You mean?!!

VINNY: Uh huh! My Dad!

RANDY: No!!! Anything but…hey…wait a second…

VINNY: hahah. Dumbass.

RANDY: Ay!!! Fuck yew asshole!!! Now…what are ya thoughts on rumors that yew and me MOIGHT, be tha same fackin person!?

VINNY: I think it’s fucking stupid. People always have stupid things to say. Personally, I think it’s rather obvious we have little to no relation to each other whatsoever. I mean, to be quite honest, I don’t like you very much, and I think you are pathetic.

RANDY: And yew know what? I hate yew too. In fact, I hope your mom gets her hand burned off while cooking stew in her crock pot…and then I hope she poops all ova herself so when they bury her, she’ll smell like poop!!

VINNY: Fuck you, you piece of shit. What the fuck is the point of me coming on here if your gonna just talk about my mom the whole fucking time! God! Eat a fucking plum!!!

RANDY: Ay’!!! It’s one thing to say you hate me…but to tell me to eat fucking plum?!!? Who the FUCK, do you think you are?!?! You ungrateful shite!!

VINNY: Ungrateful?!? What the fuck are you talking about?!!

RANDY: I don’t know!! I’m just troying to use big words. Anywayz!! Back to the questions!! Now it is undastood, that you tend to piss the entire world uff and get people to hate you and love you both equally. Which do you prefer?

VINNY: Uh…last time I checked most people loved me rather than hated me…I think your talking about yourself man. But…yeah I’ve got my enemies haha.

RANDY: Wahhh wahhh, “I gots me enemies” wahhhhh. Ah, ya fackin pussy. Favorite fruit?!

VINNY: Grapples.

RANDY: Oi!!! Grapples!!! I love those motha fackin things!! They’re just so…sweet…and…

VINNY: And ripe…and delicious!

RANDY: Ay!!! Don’t agree with me!! This is my Livejournal!! Not yours!!!

VINNY: Geez…chill out boss.

RANDY: Why’d you stop your livejournal? Huh? You fuckin pussy, you!

VINNY: Um. To be honest…I felt pretty stupid with it. It was fun and all…

RANDY: Your boring!!! I hope you give birth to a mongoloid!!

VINNY: Thanks.

RANDY: What do you do on your spare time?

VINNY: I like to put on a huge suit jacket, and this big gigantic paintball mask, and chase my little puppy around the house with a vacuum hose. She gets so fuckin scared!

RANDY: Alroight…and I thought I liked it in the ass!! Buh!!! Guess I wus’ wrung!!! Anywho…hows the sex loife??

VINNY: The sex what?
RANDY: Loife.

VINNY: haha, I’m sorry what?

RANDY: Loife!! Ya sex loife…how is it?!

VINNY: You talk funny!!

RANDY: Alroight yew know whut??? Fuck this then. O’im NUT gonna dew this nemo’.

VINNY: It’s cool. I’ve been eating some dead babies lately.

RANDY: What???

VINNY: I said, the sex life…it’s cool. I’ve been making some babies lately?

RANDY: Oh…roight. Anyways…thanks for comin’ on!!

VINNY: Hey…can u tell me a story?

RANDY: Alroight… “And so there I was…sitting in a pile of cold, New England Clam Chowder, clipping my toenails, when I thought, ‘what is life? Why am I here? Why am I clipping me’ toenails in a pile of cold, wet, clam chowda?’” The end.

VINNY: Wow…that was…intense.

RANDY: Loike my Cock!! Ahahah!!

VINNY: Right on.

RANDY: Alroight any last words??

VINNY: Yeah, my book “When Feeling Safe Is Feeling Sorry” has been out for a while now, who wants fuckin copies?! Go to my old LJ and comment for a copy!! Oh yeah and if you want to make a guest appearance on my LJ, comment motha fuckas!!! Gitdownorlaydown 2k5, East Hill nigga, represent!!!

RANDY: Alroight? Well, that aboot, does it folks!!! Fack You very much Vinny, and I hope yew all have a good nite!!!

VINNY: Rock n’ Roll!!!

RANDY: Um…HIP HOP!!!! Payce Bitches!!!

OI!!! SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

2005-07-14T03:27:03Z

TOMORROW NIGHT THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL ONE ON ONE INTERVIEW WITH ME, YA MAN RANDY COX, AND THAT COCKSUCKING, NUTWORSHIPING, ASSBELONKER... VINNY G!!

Oi'm gonna tear this nigga apart. It's been a while since he's been aroond, and some of ya may not of heard from eem' in a while. Now's ya chance ta' catch me, kick dirt in tha' blutty bastads face!!

Yew do not want ta' miss that now do ya?

Didn't fackin think sooo!!!

Oi'm pritty fackin excited!!!

DO NOT MISS THIS!!!!!!!!!

randy_cox @ 2005-07-12T08:34:00

2005-07-12T12:36:31Z

Ay Niggaz!!! Howz Be Y'all?? Good, Glad ta hear thaat.

Fickin, horny as 'ell is 'ow i'm feelin!

Any Girls out there wanna touch my australian pee pee?

randy_cox @ 2005-07-03T00:43:00

2005-07-03T04:44:08Z

Fack yew all!!!

Oi need comments and such, ya cunts!!!

Hook Me up niggaz!!!

randy_cox @ 2005-06-28T10:33:00

2005-06-28T14:35:37Z

Ay, howz it hanging y'all?! Low n To tha left??

Roight!!!!

GUESS WHAT COLOR MY POOP WAS THIS MORNIN!!!?!?

ASK RANDY

2005-06-27T06:41:39Z

Ay!!!! Wut iz it!!?!?!

Looks loike I'm gonna be updating this shite more often than your period! That looks pretttyy fackin often to me!!

Em...

Well...I am Randy Cox, the man from down unda and to tha left!!! And, well, I've gots LOTS of advoice and such fo' yew ull!!!

QUESTIONS FOR RANDY? ABOUT RANDY? NEED SUGGESTIONS? ADVICE?!? ASKKKK RANDY!!!!

Don't look for vinny info hea' you won't foind much. Well...maybe you'll find me saying that Vinny is an absolooooooot cunt'ole and he tries wayyyyy tew haa'd to steal me thunda!!!

WELL FOLKS, IT'S RANDY'S TOIME TO SHOINE NOW!!! OH AND WHAT A TOIME IT FUCKIN IS!!!!!

Cum back hea' as often as possible!!

Also...look out for me myspace page...it'll be up and running soona' than you can say "blue monkeys give birth to green monkeys, who when mixed with yellow monkeys, produce blue monkeys all ova' again!!!"

PEACE!!!

Click- Claques

2005-06-19T02:03:32Z

Cunt.

Oi always wanted to start off an entry with that word.

Anyheeww....

Ummm hea's a classice tune buy yo man Raaanndddyyyy...Its culled "AWHORE" (sung to tha clasic love song "Amore") Arroight hea, it gews....
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When my cum hits your eye
Like bird shit from the sky
That’s a’whoré

When I suck on your tits
While I rub on yo clit
That’s a whore

My sperm, gooey, gooey sperm
Gooey, Gooey sperm
Will be all over your lips
While my balls, hairy, hairy balls
Hairy, hairy balls
Will rest on your eye lids

When my thumbs up your butt
While my tongues in your cunt
That’s a Gromit…
When I nut in your ear
And fold it from the rear
That’s an omelet…

Well my nuts, stingy, stingy nuts
Stingy, stingy nuts will knock on your asshole
And my dick, pointy, pointy dick
Pointy, pointy dick will stick to you like adobo.

Well my love, it won’t spare
Any of your holes…
Shit, I’d even fuck your nostrils.
And my love, is so rare
Guaranteed to take you “there”
Just as long as you shave your pussy hair.

Well I can’t get enough of it
My dick just won’t ever quit…
As long as I still find the clit…
I swear…if there’s pussy, then I’m there
And I promise, I will share…
Cause that’s a’whoré!!!

Now suck dis dick!

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I brush moi teeth with shiite. Just Kidding, I really dont. But if I did my mouth would be brown.

randy_cox @ 2005-06-17T08:48:00

2005-06-17T12:48:45Z

If Pissing Your Pants Is Cool, Then I'm Miles Davis.

randy_cox @ 2005-06-06T15:45:00

2005-06-06T19:46:01Z

Grapples baby, Grapples.

randy_cox @ 2005-06-02T13:25:00

2005-06-02T17:29:47Z

WUSSSS UPPPP MUTHAAAAA FUCKAZZZZ!!!!!!

IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, THEN THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT!!!

AN OBNOXIOUS MUTHA FUCKA WHO WONT EAT YA BULLSHIT AND COME BACK FO' MO!!!!

FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE AROOND YOU!!!

RANDY BOWS DOWN TO NO ONE!!!!

mwhahahaha!!! Cox 05' biotches!!!

don't step on banana peels.

randy_cox @ 2005-05-31T21:33:00

2005-06-01T01:40:01Z

NEW VIDEO!!!

BECCA'S 18th Birthday Video drops...on her 6/2/05...which is her birthday duh!!!

you fuckaz!!!!

Other new shit is off the hook...have 2 new songs completely done...a Randy Song and A Wetarded Wobert song. Ubbbbbb........

expect a video of random randy shoite to be out soon.

We are gonna have some behind the scene shit mixed with mucho bloopers and other cool shit that usually doesnt appear on the video...like nudity, and lots of cursing...oh wait...thats already on the videos...ok EXCESSIVE NUDITY and EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF CURSES!!
expect the tape to called "Randy Cox:Beyond the Basement"

MWAHAHAH!!! praise the holy filth of americas youth motha fuckas!!!

randy_cox @ 2005-04-16T22:09:00

2005-04-17T02:11:24Z

the scripts be finished fo me next movie...its gunna be cunting awesome. funny as ell!

P.S.

Look a' me! I'm larry im black. Oh yeah and theres a such thing as a tall mexican person.
AHAHAHAHAH!!!

randy_cox @ 2005-03-21T13:56:00

2005-03-21T18:58:28Z

The New Randy Video will be out before the end of April.

This video...I swear on moy cunting loife, will be THE FUNNIEST shoite yew will eva, eva, eva see.

Randy is coming back. WITH VENGENANCE!!

Mwaahahahahahahah

(thats me evil fuckin laff)

I need some comments on this board if neone would wish to own a copy.

(theyre free)

randy_cox @ 2005-03-19T18:27:00

2005-03-19T23:28:48Z

It's alwuys good ta see that people be postin comments on this cunting journal...

come on y'all....show some fuckin love to ya man frum down unda!!!

Goddamn!

Sum fuckaz neva learn...

2005-03-18T04:31:51Z

So ladies and gents..

today I have completed fo yew, the FIRST sung off of me new video!

I cannot post it tho or else it would therefore become a grimey spoiler!

BUT! I have another skit being written that is guarenteed to blew your socks uff...as well as the Peter Segreto video that not many has seen...which will aslo appear on the video.

The video should run ova a half an hour...which at this point would be ideal. I hope ta put 2 skits, 1 song and the segreto video on hea. I need an idea for a second skit.

FOR ALL OF YOU RANDY FANS OUT THERE...AND ALL YOU STRUGGLING WRITERS...GIMME SOME IDEAS!!!

THANK YEW!!!

Which way is the minibar?

2005-03-17T04:24:28Z

ahoy!

is there anyone out there who would like to guest rap with me on a new sung I wrote fo' me new video!?

I would let you write your own little tid bit! You know ya wunt too!!

Anywuyz....

This will be tha whole central update site for Randy Cox an what not. I've been gone for a while but now I'm commin back. I've got a new video commin oot, and I promise it's gawna kick yer arse!

Any good ideas for new characters I should be...or ne new people I should make fun of...then poost on my littul comment board dewn below!

alroight much lovin.

Randy and Fontaine have a late night convo on the instant messanger.

2005-03-15T02:52:12Z

NEVASUM1: damn im soo bored
Randy: wanna fuck?
Randy: my buttholes tight
NEVASUM1: nah im straight thanks for the offer
Randy: my fucking asshole is soooo tight
Randy: oh my god
Randy: yessssssss
Randy: its like a rubber band around a basket ball
Randy: mmmm yeas
NEVASUM1: hahahahahahahahahah

Suck it fuck and pass it

2005-03-14T23:22:21Z

ello mufuckasssss!!!!

Oi gots a new payce of poetry for all yawll niggez!

here it goes yall:

"Why Do Buttholes Look Like Balloon Knots?"

Today I drank a lot of water
My pee came out clear
I wish I had a daughter
So I could fuck her in the ears

I wiped my ass today
and no poop showed on the paper
I guess that you all could say
My poops are like ghosts but safer

Dear mom, I punched a pregnant woman in the stomach
Just kidding, there was just a baby sleeping in her tummy
Have you ever wondered why poop is brown?
If you did your gross and weird get out of town.

I like to throw crippled people in pools
and watch them try to swim
SIKE! My pet hamster isn't really crippled...but he sure as hell cant swim.

I drank a glass of my own piss today
Shaved off my nipples with a razorblade
I eat toenail clippings for lunch and dessert
Please dont nibble my scrotum, it hurts.

If prostates were pets, I'd call mine Bruce
If Larry were black, then so is Dr. Seuss.
Look at my utters! Milk me...said mrs. volpe
I'm sorry but I do that to your son nicholas only.

Speaking of Nick Volpe, I saw a penis today
It was between my legs and his mothers
Malcolm X rules...props to you my brother.

Remember when you read that really gross poem?
Nevermind, that was just two seconds ago.

THE END.

it feels good to be bad.

Happy Valentines Day ya' mutha fuckas!

2005-02-13T14:53:40Z

Ello!!!

Lung Toime no speak!

I've been hanging like a testicle on a sunday mornin.

Ain't nuttin new but bitches and hoes.

Here's a lil' sung I wrote aboot Mrs. Cuomo.

Ya butthole is large and round
Just like a merry go round
It's orange and hairy
Like joelles pussy.
It's got these huge brown things that come out of it
You are a fucking stupid bitch I hate you die.

The end!

come back for more!

Its fuckin sex ovadrive!!!

2004-12-16T19:11:15Z

'ella y'all!

I'm fuckin back and me dick is harder than a tree trunk

I am so fuckin horny that I'm aboot ta' exploooode!!!!

ah fuck

2004-09-12T14:56:43Z

video is hard werk.

Eat moy shite! Loife blews!